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Posted on 21st May at 6:30 PM, with 35,109 notes
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

  • post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
  • you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
  • no more selfies allowed
  • blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
  • heroin will be legalized
  • george bush will become president again
  • stock market will crash
  • korea will blow the US up
  • world war 3
Posted on 21st May at 6:21 PM, with 91 notes

vocaroo:

i’m probably the most jealous person ever. happy couples? MUST DESTROY

Posted on 21st May at 6:19 PM, with 17,543 notes

elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

  • You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

  • absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
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